fun fact: the second i see ryan’s icon on my dash i go and scream in his ask box to get on skype
she’s not even lying I literally have about 10 variations of the word “SKYPE” in my ask box
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
fun fact did you know that extroverts cannot read they can only party. and annoy intelligent and deep introverts with their shallow party talk. this is a true fact. i am a scientist. science.
as extrovert i confirm this. but only because i was read this by my introvert friend who is also typing for me while i dictate my words over the phone from this hella wild party
fun fact i’m actually really good at singing screamo for whatever reason
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
so you’re saying deodorant is the reason none of us can find love
It literally is, though. Sweat carries pheromones, which are odours whose purpose is to attract sexual partners. Think about it, do you like people who use to much perfume/ deodorant? That’s why people in clubs are so horny, a bunch of sweaty people rubbing against each other, creating a giant mix of smellable “fuck me” in the air.
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
Fun fact: In Russian, бутерброд can mean both “sandwhich” and “a gay threesome”
when someone says something
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