
coincidence? i think NOT
WE’RE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES



HOMOPHOBIC 76 JOKES ARE OFF THE TABLE FOREVER
the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)
I’ve always wanted to delete my blog so I’m gonna in the next week or so cuz of this
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hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.